You know you have to do laundry when this is the second day you’ve been wearing bikini bottoms as underwear. 

Internet hug, pass this on to at least ten of your favourite followers

*Hugs* Beth you’re so nice to me! I hope you’re enjoying your summer! And I hope its not too cold up over there!

and for that matter doctorlyn stinks too
— Anonymous

antiitheus:

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    noooow I’m laughing, nonnie.
    Congrats. You saw your moment.
    You know what else stinks?
    You, actually.
    Aw. I was rude.
    Sorry, dear. Don’t even play.
    Bye-bye. Please do not come back. <3

People need to calm themselves, damn savages.If you don’t like the way Cal plays then you can put one foot in front of the other and walk your little booty out the metaphorical doors of the interwebs.Don’t be dirty little souls and send hate to someone who clearly did nothing to deserve it, y’all need Jesus.

gluttonforpunsihment:

particularscarf:

search-the-castle:

quadrants:

nitwitsandthingamabobs:

shinichiwinchester:

lonely—mountain:

ridiculousinpiccadilly:

gallifrey-feels:

lizrrd-queen:

satanslittlebuttercup:

*nearby lesbian laughter*

*muffled asexual snickering*

*conflicted pansexual noises*

*moderately panicked bisexual muttering*

HETEROSEXUAL SCREAMING IN ANGUISH


Laughter from anyone who realises condoms are not the only form of birth control.

Louder laughter from those that remember that STDs and STIs are an actual thing that happen whether one is on the pill or not.

Laughter stops as people remember that STDs and STIs are an actual thing that happen whether one is on the pill or not.

Literally everyone, regardless of orientation, mutters awkwardly and shuffles away as they remember that STDs and STIs are an actual thing that can happen to anyone who is sexually active, and not just heterosexual people.

*asexual snickering increases in volume*

gluttonforpunsihment:

particularscarf:

search-the-castle:

quadrants:

nitwitsandthingamabobs:

shinichiwinchester:

lonely—mountain:

ridiculousinpiccadilly:

gallifrey-feels:

lizrrd-queen:

satanslittlebuttercup:

*nearby lesbian laughter*

*muffled asexual snickering*

*conflicted pansexual noises*

*moderately panicked bisexual muttering*

HETEROSEXUAL SCREAMING IN ANGUISH

Laughter from anyone who realises condoms are not the only form of birth control.

Louder laughter from those that remember that STDs and STIs are an actual thing that happen whether one is on the pill or not.

Laughter stops as people remember that STDs and STIs are an actual thing that happen whether one is on the pill or not.

Literally everyone, regardless of orientation, mutters awkwardly and shuffles away as they remember that STDs and STIs are an actual thing that can happen to anyone who is sexually active, and not just heterosexual people.

*asexual snickering increases in volume*

schoolfact:

this blog will make you laugh your ass off!

schoolfact:

this blog will make you laugh your ass off!

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gryfindortower:

fizzy-fozzy:

omgbestusernameever:

allyouneedislove-andacat:

sherlielocks:

jotunss:

unnnie:

captaintimber:

fayalice:

dawnoakley:

from zero to internet explorer how ignored do you feel

white pencil crayon.

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Warning label on cookie dough packages. 

“You must be 18 or older” webpage warnings

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First piece of bread in a loaf.

Will Smith’s second son

Wait he has a second son?

imagethis is what comes up when you google will smith’s children

misguideddesigns:

A Fever You Can’t Sweat Out Álbum || Panic! At The Disco.

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fagmobs:

Tumblr has become so left wing it has actually looped back around is coming close to a weird right wing conservative mentality that everything you personally think is right and anyone who disagrees with you is wrong

Send me a stereotype about my country and I will tell you if it applies to me.

mrs-cheese:

For the rebloggers: Make sure to put your country’s name in the tags UvU

cross-connect:

Artist Samantha Keely Smith paints breathtaking abstract landscapes that resemble the swirling waters of the ocean. Using oil paint, enamel, and shellac, Smith builds up multiple translucent layers of color, alternating between soft brushstrokes and large, sweeping gestures to evoke crashing waves, surging tides, and stormy floods.

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youflabbergastedme:

epic—blog:

theofficialariel:

Look at what they thought women would be wearing nowadays. 
I love this. 

I love how they predicted we’d all turn into Xena Warrior Princess.

youflabbergastedme:

epic—blog:

theofficialariel:

Look at what they thought women would be wearing nowadays. 

I love this. 

I love how they predicted we’d all turn into Xena Warrior Princess.

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